*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer
